Family. Friends.

So yeah, the above quote has nothing to do with this piece, I'm just loose and think the quote is amazing! :) :) :)

So I thought since it has been a while since I have done a blog post, I'd do one today, because today represents a pretty significant time in my families history I guess you could say, plus I was thinking about this shit today so thought I'd blurt it into words. So here it is!



So basically today is my Nans birthday and she only recently passed away, it's also the day that my uncle Pete passed away and my great grandma Nancy died who I was pretty close with as a child, also pretty lucky to even know a great grandmother! I thought today would be quite hard for me, but it actually hasn't been which is good. I think it's because I am at that stage in my life where everything around me is positive, because I've made decisions to be surrounded by decent people and have made positive decisions for myself (well atleast I think I have!). My family is my rock, despite the fact that I argue and carry on with them all the time, I think most people could say the same thing. I guess I just want to be strong for the mother today, considering it was her mothers birthday and brothers deathday (if that's even a word?). The only thing that made me a bit teary today actually was the fact that I picked up my brother from school and told him we're going out for tea, he told me that he knows because it's for Nannies birthday and that she is up in the sky, so I told him that she is up there and she's the brightest star watching down on him; the innocence of a child never creases to amaze me. 

I'm not a religious person (if you didn't know that by now, you'd have to be half brain-dead), but I do definitely believe in some form of afterlife. No, I don't mean re-incarnation or anything like that, but I feel like life is the start of a journey that we take and that death is merely the beginning of another step that we each take towards something better. It's pretty hard to explain what I feel with regards to that, either way it doesn't matter because I honestly believe that I will see these people again some day, I just don't know when or where, that's pretty comforting and not only that, I do honestly believe it.

I was also thinking today about my friends, basically I have a fair few friends, but only a minority of people I can truly trust. That being said, I'd consider my friends to basically be in three different groups, who occasionally coincide with one another. The best decision I've made with regards to friends is my newest group of friends, basically a bunch of 4 other blokes who can make me laugh without fail and seem extremely loyal and mature to me, plus we have a shitload in common.

I've been asked a few times why I'm friends with certain people, to which I answer it as simply as 'because I want to be'. I'm not going to deny the fact that some friends have shit-bloked me on one or more occasion  as I've probably done to them before in the past, but I can say that I am a loyal person and that I'm here for them in whatever way they need. I try to be the best person that I can be day in day out, whether they want to try and live up to their potential is up to them I guess. That being said, if I do get shit-bloked enough by anyone I'm not going to be sticking around and wanting to hang around with you any more  take that as a warning! Because clearly everyone wants to be around me, I'm the greatest.... OCK

And on that note, I finish this piece up. I'll try to start writing some more pieces in the near future, I just honestly forget that I have this blog half the time! Once again, could have elaborated on this piece more, but need to shower, change and go out for tea to commemorate three very special people that were a part of my life and helped shaped who I am today. Peace!

Think freely.

Stephanie Danielle Johansson
xoxo

Ermertal Terknerrk & Sernddwerveee!

Ermahgerd I'm bored so I'm going to do a blog piece on two things, Immortal Technique (rapper) and Soundwave 2013 (Australian heavy music festival).

Immortal Technique
So I've always kind of enjoyed hip hop and rap music since I was a young teenager, but I was never really into the typical bullshit that you hear on the radio I preferred old school stuff like N.W.A and Wu-Tang Clan and I always enjoyed Xzibit as well, that's practically as far as my taste went though up until a month or so ago! Immortal Technique is the most revolutionary rapper to have ever existed in my opinion (some would argue perhaps N.W.A or 2pac or biggie smalls, I disagree). I'm quite disappointed that it took me so long to hear of this rapper considering his first album was out in 2001, but at the same time I'm very grateful that I've been able to hear his music in my lifetime. There are multiple things that set this guy apart from the rest of the crowd, of which include

Lyrical Content

Sometimes I listen to an Immortal Technique song and I literally get tingles up my spine and in some cases I have to sit back and just realise that this bloke is one intelligent motherfucker! His lyrics are not only true in my opinion, but he is not afraid of anything and covers topics from assassinations on certain people in history (JFK, Yitzhak Rabin, Anwar Sadat), 9/11 and the lies that the American government have spread, his home country of Peru, poverty, class struggle, religion and inequality amongst many other things. His latest album 'The Martyr' is proof that Immortal Technique would die for his cause, he truly believes in every word he says, which is a rare thing in today's world. My favourite lyrics revolve around the 1% of the worlds richest people, check the song at the bottom if you really want to get to know WHY this guy is so incredible!

Label

Immortal Technique is not signed to any big name label such as Sony or Def Jam which is amazing considering he has sold roughly 200,000 copies of his three releases thus far. He isn't in it for the money, but rather to spread a positive message laced with truth. In fact he actually disses major recording labels in a few of his songs, for example "You think rappers are rich 'cause of songs you heard? My labels make the money and haven't rapped a fucking word."

Intelligence
Not only are his songs layered out in an intelligent way with genius-like lyrics, he is an extremely talented and intelligence individual. I've seen interviews with Immortal in them and he has absolutely owned in political debates and knows his shit. The man backs up his words with actions also, as he spent $60,000 to establish a home for children in Afghanistan, all self funded money.

Anyways check out Immortal Technique's stuff! His best songs in my opinion are 'Dance with the devil', 'The Martyr' and definitely 'Rich man's world (1%)'. DO IT! ASAP. And stop listening to fuckwit rappers on the radio that rap about cars, bitches and money and have no range ;)

Soundwave 2013

So pre-sale tickets go on sale this Friday and I have decided that I am DEFINITELY going to Soundwave next year, would love to make a sick weekend out of it as well! This will be the 5th Soundwave that I have been to (went in 08', 09', 11' and 12') and I'm ridiculously keen to be able to spend the day with my friends seeing some of the best bands the planet has to offer! So there has only been one announcement so far, I'm hoping the second announcement contains some of the following bands: Killswitch Engage, Stick To Your Guns, I Killed The Prom Queen, The Ghost Inside, Slayer, Heaven Shall Burn, Tenacious D (so much fucking win!). As for the bands that have been announced so far the bands that I will definitely be seeing are:

Metallica

Obvious fucking choice I mean it's METALLICA. I've always loved this band since I was a kid and they are one band I definitely need to see before I die! Everyone on the planet has atleast one Metallica song that they like, and despite the fact that YES their older catalogue is amazing and the newer stuff is average, it's Metallica so shut the fuck up! Although Lars you're a fucking mong.

Linkin Park

Always loved their older stuff! Hybrid Theory and Meteora are awesome albums! Don't particularly enjoy their new stuff, but if I hear 'numb', 'breaking the habit' and 'the end' I'll die a very happy man.

The Offspring
Missed out on these motherfuckers in 2008 because Killswitch were on at the same time, hopefully they don't clash with anyone because I'd really love to be able to say that I've seen The Offspring live!

Stone Sour
Seen them before at Soundwave, a MUST next year because they were so good last time. Corey Taylor is one of the best frontmen in the business in my opinion and controls the stage like a lion stalking a wilderbeast.  A definite for next year again, hopefully Corey has the balls to play 'through glass' on the acoustic guitar again.

Anthrax
One of the 'big four' bands, haven't really listened to them much, but I should start listening to them soon, would love to be able to catch them as I've heard some of their stuff and it is great!

Sum 41
Missed the fuckers last year when they pulled out, or maybe it was the year before I forget now. Anyways who the fuck wouldn't want to see Sum 41?! AMERICAN PIE SONGS HELLO! One of my favourite punk bands, better than blink 182 eat a dick.

Fozzy
Chris Jericho's band. Enough fucking said really.

Periphery
Despite not listening to these guys much, friends will want to see them and I'm sure I can sit back and listen to some of the best guitar work in the world!

Miss May I
Seen these guys before, completely blew my mind didn't expect much and got plenty! Will watch if there is no clash

While She Sleeps
New album is ridic good, old stuff was ridic good in my opinion. Seen them just recently, would love to see them on a big stage where they would be more appreciated by the crowd.

Six Feet Under
Good solid metal band, will watch them if they don't clash with anything else. 

So that's my piece for the night!
Stay beautiful
Stephanie Danielle Johansson xo

CLICK THIS LINK TO WATCH IMMORTAL TECH. BEST SONG :)

Youth

Decided to do a piece on my generation and today's youth (essentially just people around my age and younger). Going to write a bit about what I think today's youth represents, what they do wrong and right, what can be fixed and just some general observations I've been able to make. Enjoy!

Respect
The one thing that our generation needs to severely work on is our respect levels. Take the dead whale at Warrnambool as an example, surfing on it is not a cool thing to do, you sir are a fuckhead and I hope that you all get fined for being inconsiderate dbags. Today's youth for some reason think it is 'cool' to wreck things such as war memorials etc. and it is honestly just bullshit. I know there is always going to be that old bat that comes up to you and says "I'm ashamed of you young kids today" or something along those lines, and yeah it pisses you off because you're like wtf did I do?! But at the same time look at it from their perspective, kids these days don't have any respect and they need a fucking kick up the ass or a brick to the face to teach them a lesson! Zero respect for the dead, for animals, for war veterans and for fellow human beings.

Hatred
I completely understand the hatred thing, I mean look around and see the shit that goes down every day around the world and you're left wondering what the fuck is going wrong with the world today. But at the same time, it really isn't humanities fault as a whole, but rather the conditioning that has been unfairly placed upon us since birth amongst other things. I cannot agree with people when they say "fuck humanity", I mean yes I'm not going to deny that there are a LOT of fuckwits out there, especially in developed countries such as Australia, The US and the UK (to use a few examples), but I highly doubt that you're going to go up to a starving child in an extremely poor country and say "you're what's wrong with the world; fuck humanity". Just have a think about that one haters, the world is a very large place, I think it's time you stopped blaming humanity for your own problems...

Facebook
I have previously stated that Religion is the biggest tool of segregation in modern society and I stand by that statement, but Facebook is by far the biggest tool of segregation technology-wise in my opinion. Facebook should realistically be used as a communication tool to be used with fellow 'friends' and family (there is a fucking good reason that I put friends in inverted commas). But when it comes down to it think of all the bullshit associated on Facebook involving the youth of today. You log on and you instantly see someone whinging, or trying to fight someone and being a keyboard warrior, or you see relationships literally breaking down right in front of your eyes. When it comes down to it I honestly believe that Facebook is being used for the wrong reasons by today's youth, unfortunately that isn't going to change. I mean fuck I have literally had someone say to me "Oh my god I can't believe you only got 3 likes on that status"... LIKE I ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK HOW MANY LIKES I GET YOU MONG CUNT. It's so sad to see people trying to use Facebook to gain popularity or to show off their tits (OK sometimes that isn't sad, well for them maybe it's good for every bloke in a 10 mile radius if they are fit). I say we bring back a fucking Myspace revolution! I'd much rather segregate my friends in a "top friends" column, it seems so much fairer...

Out
Granted, I have only been out to the pubs/clubs in Warrnambool, once in Ballarat and once in Melbourne (sober) so I can't really say too much about this topic but I will anyway like a loose unit. Going out is a ritual for majority of the population I reckon. Some girls like to put on their make-up, wear very short skirts and take home some 'hawtt as metro' to fuck for the night. Some bloke likes to wear their v-neck shirts to show off their fully sick tattoos and bed some blonde bitch who can barely even walk. Some guys go out with their chests puffed (yes I'm looking at you Warrnambool) purposely looking for a fight, nice one wankers. The list really could go on forever! I honestly can say that I've never had a totally enjoyable night out in Warrnambool from start to finish, something seems to always go wrong. Too many people have the attitude to just go out and try fuck anything with a heartbeat, rather than go out to have fun with your mates, which is honestly so much better. Ah youth, you've outdone yourself once again.

Tattoos
This is probably going to piss some people off (if anyone actually reads this super awesome blog), but I really don't care. I'm so fucking sick of hearing cunts go on about their tattoos. What is with youngens today saying "so keen to get more ink", why do people persists on saying INK?! Frustration overload! Another thing that is really annoying is when people purposely show off their tattoos either by uploading pics to Facebook with the tattoo showing clearly, or by going out with short sleaved clothes or a tank top on purpose, thank is just major faggotry in my opinion. This is a frustrating topic because I truly do enjoy tattoos and love the look of them, some of my friends have really cool looking tattoos, I enjoy the look of mine as well but there's no need to go on and fucking on about it! I think people just need to stop trying to impress others and start being themselves.

Depth
I think today's teenagers are extremely one dimensional beings, lacking depth and contrast to their character and personality. That might be hard to swallow for a few people, but its the truth! There are no goals set by today's youth for the future, all they want to do is get drunk every weekend and tag shit which is just so poor. So many people are fake too, rather than showing that you are a caring person or showing your true colours people would prefer to be popular or liked for a short-term gain. To anyone that isn't themselves day in day out, fuck you.

Trends
This is a tough one, because every human around the world obviously follows some kind of trend. But seriously stop with the SHIT trends please, stop being a 'belieber', stop saying the word 'swag' and stop saying 'like for a' on Facebook, because I asked you to stop and I know Jesus Christ in the flesh so you'd want to fucking stop or I'm going to get Satan Clause to FIGJAM you and not bring you any presents at Christmas time you little shits.

Can't really think of anything else, this was off the top of my head mind you I'm like Albert Einstein motherfuckers! I'm sure there is more shit that is caused by today's youth. Even though this has been a prettttttttty negative piece, there is still very much hope alive in this world, we just all need to find it.

Stay sexy people.... LIKE ANNE HATHAWAY IN THE NEW BATMAN FUCKING MINTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Stephanie Danielle Johansson. Xo

"Bring in your squad of soldiers to barricade the door. Afraid of the outcome, afraid of the speakers of love. BREAK DOWN THE DOOR."

Change.

If you had have talked to me a year ago I would have told you that change is inevitable and negative; move forward 12 months and my opinion has changed on the latter. Yes, people change and that is inevitable, but I feel as though personally I have changed for the better, or in a ‘positive’ light. Over the past few years I still have my same core values and sense of humour but other things have changed. I thought I’d do a small piece on this because it is on my mind at the present time, it shall only be very short though because I have important uni work to attend to… hahahahaha  :)

Friends: One thing that has changed for me in the past few years at an integral but minute level is my friendships. Over the past few years I have lost one really decent friend, but in that process gained a few really decent ones. I feel so much more positive about life now knowing that the true friends I have around me are people that are going to stick by me through important aspects of life. In the past I have had average friends who have honestly pissed me off a lot of times (they shall remain nameless, I won’t tell you who they are either) and have betrayed my trust, but now I know the people around me are genuine. I am the kind of person who would much rather have a small group of close friends and some acquaintances than a person who has 13489238 fucking Facebook friends and is ‘popular’. I like flying under the radar, I enjoy not being known by everyone in Warrnambool, because that way I know if someone approaches me or makes an attempt at friendship then they are decent people. Now that I think about it, I do actually have a lot of friends that are in different friendship groups and I must say that is also refreshing to know. In the end I’m so much happier having people around me that genuinely enjoy my company, as I enjoy theirs, rather than worrying about whether they are a true friend or not.

The one thing that I am lucky enough to have is friends that have the same common interests and beliefs as me. It’s so great knowing that I have friends that I can talk to about stuff like the new world order, astral projection, government, sport, video games, babez. I love all of you in a totally heterosexual way, sometimes homosexual if I’m in the mood to be crazy loose hahaha

Life perspective: Another thing that has changed for me personally is my perspective on life to a certain degree. I used to be the kind of person that planned everything, wanted to have materialistic advantages such as a nice car, nice house etc but now I am just happy to be living and breathing each day on this Earth and have a clearer perspective of what I want to achieve. So many people work their entire lives, have children, have a nice house and so on but they feel empty inside; some would claim that religion fills this hole but that seems quite illogical to me. I think that hole can be filled by experiencing the world by doing things that you normally wouldn’t do, or knowing that you may not do again. Such things include travel (as you may not travel again to that particular destination), experiencing different things on both a physical and spiritual level and having a positive frame of mind.

Opinion on others: I really had a lot of hatred stored up for quite some time about society and its inhabitants, but that is slowly dying thankfully, despite the fact that the human race is slowly getting worse in my opinion. But I now realise that it is not our fault, but rather the way that we have been conditioned since birth by the media, the government and social structure. There is still the odd occasion where I will have a crack and get angry (usually if I go out in Warrnambool, am I the only one that realises that there are so many arrogant fuckwits and fake cunts out? Am I the only one that realises that girls only get with tossers and then complain about it? So on so forth…) but I am trying to slowly change that thought of mind. Alcohol really does do stupid things, to be completely honest the happiest time in my life was when I went 18 months without it, but I am a loose as bloke so I need to keep drinking now… hahaha

Music: This one hasn’t changed much really, the only thing that has changed is the amount of positive-filled music I listen to (and NO, that shit you hear on coast FM does not count as ‘positive’ it is actually the worst kind of music because it teaches the children listening to be sluts and get hangovers at young ages; fuckwits). Listening to Northlane and Stick to Your Guns’ new albums, the greatest thing that has happened to me in recent times, it’s truly self-empowering.

Education: The thing with school, for me personally, was that they were teaching boring subjects that I didn’t want to know about. When you do your own research on things that you WANT to know about it is so much easier to learn and pass on that knowledge. I didn’t realise how important education and knowledge really was until this year, once again a truly self-empowering experience. I’m still quite fresh at understanding how to gain myself a better knowledge of important things, but I’m trying and in my opinion that’s the most important thing.

That’s really about it that’s changed for me recently, bring on some more change and some good experiences I say! Change is coming all around us in 2012, I just hope that it's for the best.

Stay beautiful people
Stephanie Danielle Johansson
xo


I believe in a world where peace is not a slogan but a reality, where the basis of our existence does not rely on the trends set by those before us. I believe in a world where people are not judged by the clothes they wear or the music they listen to, but by the content of their characters.
Dan Casey

Three different topics coverrred

Bilderberg Group. For full picture check out HERE

So this piece will be based on three different topics (money-materialism, new world order, life on another planet), the first two will be inter-related with the third one just a stimulating conversation in my opinion. If you are a Christian, you are probably going to completely ignore the third topic and call it bullshit which is fine, and your opinion of a New World Order is probably the return of the anti-christ or something along those lines. So yeah anyways, if you have a read of this just try to keep an open mind I guess and if you think I’m crazy I don’t really give a fuck, just keep on watching your television sets and imagine the world is a perfect place :)


Money – Materialism
"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. Already they have raised up a monied aristocracy that has set the government at defiance. The issuing power should be taken away from the banks and restored to the people to whom it properly belongs." Thomas Jefferson

“We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much. We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom and hate too often. We’ve learned how to make a living but not a life. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.” George Carlin

If the average person is asked the question “How is money created?” majority of the responses will have something to do with the government or they will have absolutely no idea. I’m not claiming that people are ‘stupid’, but rather that it is an extremely unique concept because money is used constantly by people all around the world daily, yet a lot of people are uneducated as to how money is actually created.  Some people believe that the federal government must just print money whenever they want, but if that is the case then why is a “powerhouse” country like the USA nearly 16 trillion dollars in debt? The government do not actually have a license to print money; otherwise they could simply print new bills daily. There is a little thing called the “Federal Reserve” that is the key to all of this. They are an eternal debt machine that was created by the ultra-wealthy to entrap governments in a never-ending helix of debt. I’m not very good at explaining things in my own words (hey, I went to Warrnambool College give me a break!), so if you check THIS video out it should explain some things quite clearly.

“For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil”. This quote is taken from the Christian bible I believe (yep, I am not quoting the bible), and it is definitely true. Money is the root of many problems, because people commit crime for money, people betray their own integrity to gain a little more money, relationships and health are often two key factors that are sacrificed for money and of course countries go to war for land and natural resources. Put simply, in my opinion money is NOT the root of all evil; the root of evil is rather what is done with/for money which can lead to malicious consequences.

I personally know a fair few people that take satisfaction from the purchase of materialistic objects, and keep letting others around them know about it. I’m not going to deny that I have felt good from buying an object, everybody has, but it is merely an object and only temporary enjoyment; material things produce a feeling of happiness that just doesn’t compete on the same level as love and compassion. I just purchased a new car, I just purchased some new clothes, I make $2348377 dollars an hour; whoop-de-fucking-do there’s no need to tell the whole world about it. So much of the population has a focus on gaining a materialistic advantage over others, rather than giving and sharing; the natural reaction is to take. It genuinely saddens me to know that there are over 500 million people around the world that live in extreme poverty and that 15 million children die per year due to starvation and malnutrition, while the fat cats continue to make a huge revenue stream. Just imagine if the people had control over money, not the corporations that run the governments. Just imagine if people stopped bragging about materialistic objects that they own and rather focussed on something that is meaningful and fulfilling… fuck I must be living in opposite world today.

There is always going to be debate between economists and the wider community as to what to do with money, but in all honesty the thing that should be focussed on the most is the eradication of GREED within society.


New World Order
“The real rules in Washington are invisible, they exercise power from behind the scenes” Felix Frankfurter

“We’ve created a seed that has spread to the core of humanity, killing itself from the inside, unintentional suicide. Money and corruption ruin the land, crooked politicians betray the working man, pocketing the profits and treating us like sheep, we’re tired of hearing promises we know they’ll never keep”. Adrian Fitipaldes

“We’re all prisoners of society, lets revolt. Tear up the mansions, break down the walls, tear up the pages on societies rules.”  Dan Casey

For those of those that don’t know what the ‘conspiracy theory’ known as the New World Order is, it is a theory that involves the emergence of a one-world government. The main idea behind this theory is that a secretive power elite (also known as the illuminati) are collaborating and devising a plan to rule the world through an dictatorial one-world government. Some of you may read this and think that it is crazy, but there is a fucking TONNE of evidence that supports the theory that a New World Order may take place very soon, if you want an in-depth overview of the New World Order then click HERE. The following article  HERE also shows that there are extremely wealthy people around the world that want the world’s population of almost 7 billion to be decreased to 500 million or less. When you think about it, at the rate that the global population is increasing we unfortunately will run out of limited resources such as oil one day, but how do they plan on reducing a global population by 90%?! The only way to do that is to have everyone killed off or ensure that the current population stop repopulating (highly doubtful that will happen).

If humans opened their eyes they would see that there is so much evidence supporting the fact that the ultra-wealthy want a population decrease. THIS article shows that the Rockefeller foundation predicts 13,000 will die at the London Olympics; THIS video is part 1 of 4 videos that shows a ridiculous amount of evidence that September 11 was an inside job, if you take offence to this comment because you believe that ‘Al-Qaeda’ did this then I strongly recommend you watch those videos, it may just surprise you.

The Bilderberg Group is a an annual and invitation-only event that is held annually, with majority of the members attending having some form of governmental, financial or educational influence. HERE are some videos in which the interviewer asks influential people who have attended the Bilderberg Group meetings before, questions about the Bilderberg Group; 99% will not say a word. Why are the meetings closed from the public? Why are they so secretive? Who knows, the only fact that is known is that these people are extremely influential and wealthy. For people that think this is crazy just think about it this way, if you were as filthy rich as these people, would YOU want 7 billion other people using LIMITED resources or 500 million? Unfortunately some people only care for money, wealth and recognition and not human life. I mean for fuck sake watch THIS video; it shows you that the government wants to implement RFID chips into humans. I’m done with this topic before I get angry ha


Life on another planet
I think this an interesting topic to discuss because I do happen to know a lot of people who would agree with this statement and a lot that would disagree; my belief is that there is another form of life within the universe. I mean there are approximately 100 billion galaxies within the current observable universe, not to mention what hasn’t been discovered yet, I simply cannot understand how one cannot think that there is some other form of life out there. And just to clarify no I’m not talking about a typical little green alien just another life force in general.

THIS article shows that an earth-like planet has been discovered in the universe approximately 600 light years away, who’s to say that there isn’t a sustainable life-force living there or that there has been one living there in the past? Sceptics are going to say statements such as “wouldn’t ‘aliens’ (I say this is a loose term) have already successfully contacted humans if they exist” and shit like that, well if you watch THIS video you may just be astonished.

Experts last year examined results from the Kepler telescope and have officially identified over 1,200 planets currently in orbit around distant stars, 54 of these being approximately the same size as Earth and in sustainable life zones from their suns. Not to mention that world-wide UFO sightings have been growing at an unbelievable rate and have begun making international news, check THIS video out for some cool sightings.

Anyways I’m out, sorry for keeping the last topic short I could write a lot but I can’t be bothered hahaha, someone give me some feedback involving any of the stuff I covered! Thankyou.

Stay beautiful, Stephanie Danielle Johansson xo

Let's sit in a corner and hold hands and talk about our feelings

Just thought I'd do a blog piece today because 1) I'm honestly as bored as a morbidly obese child in subway and 2) I figured I best keep updating this blog as much as possible because I genuinely like writing the pieces. Just gonna be another random piece (future pieces will probably go back to a “single topic” format with a more serious tone ha), I guess on what I’ve been up to lately and what’s been on my mind NIGGGUHZ :) 

TV SHOWS
- Been watching an absolute shitload of How I Met Your Mother lately, fair sure I’ve watched all 7 seasons almost In like two weeks haha! Barney Stinson is an absolutely classic character, never fails to make me laugh and there’s something about that show that’s so insanely addictive even though in my opinion season 7 is kind of homosexual, pun intended. Also just started watching 1000 ways to die again fucking classic TV show if you haven’t heard of it Google that shit and download it, and also decided to restart Blue Mountain State which in my opinion is one of the best TV shows ever created it constantly has me in tears due to the fact that Thad Castle is the BEST character ever created for anything, ever, period, finished, done, ever, ever.

Just recently finished off season 2 of Game of Thrones too and I almost died inside when I seen the midget die god WHO HURTS A MIDGET?! RIDICULOUS! (Apart from those midget wrestlers those crazy little fuckers!). Keen as fuck for the new season of How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Sons of Anarchy and any UFC event in the next….forever. Oh and I have also been watching a shitload of YouTube videos on ancient knowledge and the pyramids, very interesting stuff and addictive, if only I didn’t have an internet connection that even cavemen would laugh at the pricks…

MUSIC
- Still been listening to the usual lately (Stick to Your Guns, Northlane) but also been listening a shitload to the new Resist The Thought album, new Architects album and surprisingly a lot of Heaven Shall Burns’ older stuff, also been ripping a lot of D At Sea through my headphones, shit I’m cool, check his shit out. Been absolutely destroying Red Rooster lately with my super awesome 80’s psyche up mix and if you don’t like it fucking eat a dick because if you don’t enjoy listening to Bon Jovi and Motely Crue then you don’t deserve the air that you breathe!

FAMILY
- Basically same old on that front, been doing a fair bit of calf work at home to help out mum (I’m a fucking nice guy, Miranda Kerr take notice off this and ditch that bloom bastard babe), constantly being told that my music is shit and I should stop listening to it, which just makes me want to listen to it even more you idiots and been hanging around the grandfather as much as possible. He just went around Australia on a 3 week trip the lucky bugger, wish I could’ve gone fuck off university and work no one likes you anyways. I was also just recently told by a family member of mine that their son has been copping a lot of shit off his mates and he has bi-polar, this kind of shit makes me angry at humanity and wish that the Wanstead street warriors would rise up and kill everyone but I remain positive because I know there is a lot of decent people out there, you just have to open your eyes.

SPORT
- So I’ve been TRYING to watch the bloody NBA finals (eat a fucking dick Lebron) but I’ve had work for the past few days and missed the games, thank god because the heat one god I hate you Lebron once again eat a dick. Been watching as much AFL as possible, it has been an awesome year for footy with so many unpredictable and close finishes and the bombers have been flying quite high apart from their loss to Melbourne FML. Apart from that haven’t really watched much sport, although like I said in a previous post I will probably be a veg when the Olympics start (it’s not my fault I like to masturbate to the female weightlifters hahahahaha)

COMEDY
Been watching a shitload of live comedy performances lately, trying to watch as much of Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Dave Chappelle and shooterwilliamson videos on YouTube as much as possible (that’s why the internet is capped, not because of my fetish for hardcore German porn hahahaha I SWEAR XD). But even if I’m not watching these things I’m laughing at my own sense of humour anyway or reading Mahony’s blog and pissing myself because we’re both fairly hilarious, well I am he’s a fuckin white mutt hahah

FUTURE
- Been thinking about my future a lot lately too, I mean obviously I have because I have like 6 months of uni left, which is basically like 8 years because I will just fail everything ;) because I’m stoopid. I enjoy Commerce as a subject so hopefully I land a job in an area that I like, but when it comes down to it I don’t want to become some drone that just works 9-5 and gets drunk on the weekends, I want to strive to be something different and I want to be able to use the money I earn efficiently on things like travelling and using my time to spend with the people that I want to spend it with, but I guess a lot of people say that and end up just being a drone anyways haha, oh well at least I have my video games to finish WATTADORKKENTTTTTT

Keeping this post short, the next post I do I might make as big as my penis so like 124737472329838924239832 inches long. If you’re bored chuck us a text at 1300 6555 06 you fuckin spastics. But stay beautiful.

Stephanie Danielle Johansson
xo

Random yeeeboi

Decided to do a post on some things that I have discovered recently etc., gonna be a pretty random piece (a lot will have to do with positivity), but here goes!

1. I am a very angry individual, there's no denying that! Despite this though, I am trying to change the way I think and do things and try to do it in as positive way as possible. This is largely due to the band Stick To Your Guns and their brilliant releases 'The Hope Division' and 'Diamond', Northlane's inspiring release 'Discoveries' and my research of consciousness (most of it has been passed down from other people, I'm so very thankful for that and you know who you are). I used to sit around listening to angry bands such as The Acacia Strain, Confession and Whitechapel a lot and thinking fuck the world but I absolutely do not see a point in doing that any more. Don't get me wrong I think they are all talented bands, but I've definitely changed and started listening to a lot more positive-influenced bands and bands that have depth in their lyrics and musical content. Don't get me wrong, this world is one fucked up place, but I'm not going to sit back and just let myself fall into darkness and be complacent like the rest of society. The only way forward is to think forward and think positive and DO positive. "Well you say fuck the world, we say fuck you".

2. I enjoy a good mix of intelligent conversations (deep thinking) and not so intelligent conversations. 6 months ago I never really asked myself questions about the universe and what ties us all together, I never did research on the 'illuminati' or the 'Bilderberg Group' and what corporate wankers plan on doing to the population of the Earth, all I did was talk about regular things that don't involve much thinking. Don't get me wrong, I still love talking about things that in the end don't really matter, but intelligent conversations are much more stimulating. I'm lucky enough to have a few true friends that I can talk about these topics with and they understand or at least try to understand where I'm coming from. I love these people :) xo

3. No-one is unique, there is always going to be someone else in a population of 6 billion people that acts or thinks in relatively the same way as you do, but fuck me there are a lot of people that do the same thing. There are so many people out there that listen to the media's bullshit (thanks Mrs O'Connell for helping me read through the lines in year 10 hahaha LEGEND), that just stay complacent with their lives and are basically a bunch of fucking drones. Strive to be yourself and be different.

4. The environment at the shan and loft are much better drinking and socialising environments then the gal and eden in Warrnambool (the whalers is aiight though). This is due to a few reasons, the first being that there is less wankers at the shan or loft then the gal or eden (by wankers I mean people who want to fight for no reason, blokes that wear their V-neck fucking shirts to show off their sick as tatts, seedy fucks that grind against every woman in the joint, spreading their disease like a plague). The second reason being that everyone in the shan or loft to me seems like they're there to have fun and drink with mates rather than just go to the gal or eden to get a cheap root. Third reason, the music is tonnes better, unless of course Nicki Minaj really inspires you... in which case you are an absolute fucking muppet. I'm not gonna be a dickhead hypocrite, I've been to eden heaps of times before, but I DON'T go there with the intention of being a seedy poor cunt or to wear a V-neck, every time I've ever gone its been to have fun in my own way, if you can't accept that then fuck off and jump.

5. Our generation is the biggest whinge-fest I've ever seen in my life. Seriously go talk to your parents or an elderly person about any topic and they are far less likely to whinge than talking to someone around our age. I'd just like to remind all you people out their that there is currently approximately 1.7 billion people out there that that currently live in poverty, some of which can barely eat and drink fresh water every day AND YOU'RE 15 AND WHINGING ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND DUMPING YOU? Seriously shut the fuck up, pick yourself off the ground and press forward. Do something about yourself.

6. There's no point trying to change the entire world, it isn't going to happen unless you change yourself first. "You must be the change you wish to see in the world".

7. I cannot stand twats that show off their tattoos on purpose for attention seeking purposes. What's that mate? You have a V-neck on to show the hot as babez you've got a full sick tatt such as a Southern Cross or your last name on you? Gee you're awesome. By the way just a quick fact, the Southern Cross is on at least four other national flags in the southern hemisphere, so NO it is not Australian you idiots. Also people should stop saying "ink", for example "keen to get more ink", onya mate you should definitely lead this country... dickhead. (by the way I actually really like tattoos, there's just a lot of tossers if you get my drift)

8. Fuck I love sports, been watching the NBA finals as often as I can, try to watch as many AFL games as possible each week, love watching the NFL when it's on (don't watch it that often) and I'm probably going to be a fucking veg when the olympics starts, I was a veg when it was in Sydney in 2000 when I was 8 years old, why not be a veg now.

9. I have been taught some pretty awesome dance moves, and no not as awesome as that shitty movie You Got Served (the dancing was fair sick though aye), but I'm talking enough to make your mates laugh on the D-Pad. Yes I can now '4th quarter Lebron' on the D-Pad thanks to CD Marnz and I can do my own versions of the P.Meade guitar solo (or atleast try) and the DD3 (Dall-Diablo 3) move. Brilliant.

10. So many people are concerned with stupid things that shouldn't affect them.

11. Ancient knowledge videos are probably one of the best sets of videos I have ever seen, props to KC SLAB for showing me them. Links below, check them.

12. I hate my job at Red Rooster, I'm fucking outta there soon (5 years time). There aren't many people left that are awesome, although Sammy is my little apprentice (32-0 fight record, come at him). Fuck I miss the old crew.

13. So many selfish people out there that try to put others down to make themselves better, also so many clueless bastards out there that really have NO idea

14. Seclusion is good, because then I don't have to deal with people. Its the reason why I tend to stay home a lot, but at the same time there are a few awesome people I love chilling with, I just CBF with meeting new people a lot lately. Why bother when 99% of people are dickheads right? (if you're reading this you're totally in the 1%, ily sa much xoxo). But its frustrating at the same time because I DO want to meet new people, ah fml may as well go whinge on Facebook like a loser... and hot babez though come at me I ain't gonna complain.

15. Misconceptions are ripe throughout society, by god I've definitely fell for a lot of bullshit, thank Christ I've started to research things for myself and start building a knowledge base about important things in life and started thinking for myself.

16. Money is absolutely the worst thing in the entire world. So many people go out and work, come home, sleep, repeat. Wake up and live your bloody lives before they're over, it can be in the blink of an eye. Just be awesome like Jim Carey in 'Yes Man' and fucking do things instead of getting yourself into a rut of doing the same things over and over. I'm not saying be a homeless person on centre-link, but just spend as much time creating new experiences as you possibly can.

17. Continuing with the theory of money, so many fucking people are materialistic, it is beyond ridiculous. WHO CARES if you have an awesome house, computer, car etc., when I look back on my life I want to say "I had the experiences that I wanted to have" not "I had the car and house that I wanted to have". People need to grow up and really think about money and what it is doing to the world.

18. Uni fucking sucks, they make you pay what like 20grand+ to study a course, you'd wanna make sure you're gonna enjoy your job for the remainder of your life. So many people just do the job for the money and burn out, it happens to the best of us and will probably happen to me. Luckily I'm a Jew and have Jew gold so I'm set.

19. Warrnambool College taught me how to read and write.

20. Making people laugh is what I love doing most, or making myself laugh. I consider myself a successful comedian, successful because I can make myself laugh even if I don't make anyone else laugh. If you think I'm funny Ily babez4eva.

There's a billion other things I could write seriously, I can think of 5 more of the top of my head but I'm gonna go watch Barney Stinson be a boss. Stay beautiful everyone, ditch the make-up girls (and some boys, CD Marnz) and start being beautiful on the inside if you're a dickhead. Click any of the links below if you wanna watch some cool shizz.

Ancient Knowledge Pt. 1
Ancient Knowledge Pt. 2
Ancient Knowledge Pt. 3
Ancient Knowledge Pt. 4
Area 51: Frantic Call
Spirit Science: Astral Projection
FUNNY AS FUCK VIDEO. YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER. so much win.

Much love, Stephanie Danielle Johansson xo 

Video Gamez :)

The top video is a guy rage quitting because he can't beat Shao Kahn, the majority of his videos are hilarious.
The bottom video is some bloke pissing off World of Warcraft players and messing up their plans, classic Leeroy!

BOOM!

Honestly who hasn't kicked back and "accidentally" ran over numerous prostitutes and stolen their money or sniped someone's head off on Grand Theft Auto before?! If you haven't done either of those things then you've probably been living underneath a rock for your entire lifetime thus far and I highly recommend that you have a crack at them! Who out there honestly hasn't thought to themselves how awesome it would be if you could do those things in real life and only get fined a bit of cash and each time you die you get resurrected like Jebus?! Video games are fucking awesome and I have decided to do my third post on them, and try to write it in more of a light-hearted fashion because let’s face it, being serious in all of my blog posts all the time would just be lame!

I remember back in the good ol' days when I was like six years old or something and I had a Sega Megadrive, yes a SEGA MEGADRIVE (probably the greatest console ever made). To this day I still cannot beat the second level on Batman (there's like six levels for fuck sake!), cannot for the life of me beat Shao Kahn on Mortal Kombat 3, and I flog the piss out of every team on World Championship Soccer by at least 15-0. Nowadays it's all about the newest "call of duty" title or this motion sensor bullshit like the Wii, fuck that, anything before the PS2 should be considered 'the good old days' in my opinion because those consoles were the shit! I think the best part about playing video games for most people is the fact that it is an external reality, one that anyone can enjoy. My understanding is that it's kind of how movies and music work as well, everyone has at one stage wished they could be a movie star or in a band, why not be a game character? That might kind of sound lame to some people, but I know there is a lot of people out there that genuinely enjoy gaming because it an escape from reality. 

It is actually quite funny having a conversation with older generations about video games, the majority of conversations I've had involve them complaining about younger generations spending too much time playing video games. It's funny because I reckon they are just jealous that we get to play awesome games like Grand Theft Auto and back in their day all they had to play with was marbles the poor bastards! Then the argument comes that "we were playing outside in our days", pfft screw exercise that's bloody boring (no wonder we as a country are so fat, shit). Maybe older generations just have a fear of technology, because seriously the same conversation comes up every time I check my phone or am on the computer browsing the net! TECHNOLOGY666TECHNOLOGY

It is genuinely good to see that gaming is accepted by the wider community. This is probably due to the fact that it doesn't matter what stereotype in society you are categorised under you would have killed someone on Grand Theft Auto or Call of Duty before; even some of your local arrogant pill poppin' v-neck shirt wearin' footyheads probably play Call of Duty! Some people still consider video games 'nerdy' but who gives a fuck what they think, so long as you're having fun and living your life the way YOU want to, isn't that all that matters?

People that assume that all gamers are white pasty 'nerds' who live in their parents' basements and never see the daylight are pretty clueless. I mean YES, there is absolutely no denying that those people exist, but I've found personally that majority of gamers still go out and socialise and make friends; they're just as normal as any other stereotype in society. And in the end, who really cares if there are people that play games all day, they're not harming anybody (except perhaps their own bodies due to lack of vitamin D in their skin hahaha).

My favourite games of all time include the following (not in any particular order)
- Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (they've been shit ever since, admit it!)
- God of War 1 & 2
- Mortal Kombat Deception, MK 3 & MK 9 (Shao Kahn can jump off a cliff though, asshole)
- Hitman Blood Money (Hitman: Absolution come at me!)
- Borderlands (ridiculously keen for B'lands 2!)
- Battlefield Bad Company 2
- Grand Theft Auto 3, Vice City & San Andreas (pumped for GTA V)
- Red Dead Redemption
- Deus Ex: Human Revolution (haven't played the original Deus Ex)
- Madden 12' (TIM TEBOWWWWWWWWW)
- NBA2K12 (Derek Rose hittin' 60+ points every game, whatever)
- Fifa 12 (Yes, the third sporting game with 12 in it, I don't keep up to date with Fifa, NBA2K and Madden each year so you know, I just chose the newest ones because I have them and they're all awesome!)
- UFC Undisputed 3
- Diablo 3 (addictive as fuck)
- Mario Kart 64 (fair sure I'm world champion or some shit)
- Goldeneye 007 (not a freak at this, only good at the train level)

I've probably missed a few but stuff it this list is good enough!

Apologies if I got side-tracked here and there in this blog piece it’s pretty random, I typically just write whatever comes to mind first and I’m actually a Korean exchange student so ME NO VERY GOOD AT ENGWRISH.

Have a wonderful day you sexy people,
Stephanie Danielle Johansson xo

Religion: An intellectual prison of the mind

"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false and by the rulers as useful." Seneca the Younger 


I should start off this piece by stating that I truly believe that everyone is entitled to their own opinion, so if you want to believe in your 'lord and saviour' Jesus Christ or any other religious figure then go ahead, I'm not here to preach, all I'm simply doing is writing down why I personally don't blindly follow any religion because I make my own decisions regarding spirituality and life after death...

There are roughly 20 different "major" religions in the world today (Christianity, Islam, Hinduism etc..) and thousands of different belief systems out there and they all have one thing in common; restriction. A dedicated Christian is told to live by the ten commandments in the bible, a dedicated Muslim is told to pray five times a day; the list goes on forever! Religious devotees are all restricted by a set of rules and regulations put in place by a so called "higher power". Because of the restrictions in place, it is harder for these people to think for themselves, gain knowledge of the universe and seek answers and truths because "god already has a plan set in place for all of us".

The most frustrating thing about religious devotees is that if you have a conversation about God, Jesus, Satan or life after death with them then they are happy to oblige and will share in a conversation with you, but as soon as things such as science pop-up they won't indulge in conversation any more! Religious people that do that are absolutely pathetic in my opinion, you ask them "is there absolutely any doubt in your mind that God isn't real and that Jesus did not exist" and their reply is never "there's a possibility that is true" it's always "no". They don't even acknowledge the fact that there are numerous other theories out there because THEY ARE RIGHT. By the way if you're reading this and you haven't had a discussion with a religious devotee turn out to be a one-sided stubborn affair, then I don't think you've really had a conversation with a religious devotee!

Religious people that are truly dedicated aren't the only ones that piss me off, those people that consider themselves "Christian" yet they go out and drink alcohol and have sex before marriage are the worst kind! BUT ITS ALL OK because Jesus loves you and so long as you repent your sins you can do anything and just "apologise" for it; am I the only one that thinks these people are ridiculous? Stop letting religion dictate your every mood and embrace your inner feelings and emotions and use them to aid decision making and dictate the path YOU want to lead in life.

I must admit that Creationism is not the only thing that has its limitations, Evolutionism contains many limitations also. Both Creationism and Evolutionism restrict our abilities to make connections between religion and science, the reality in which we live and the creator known to many as "god".

I'll keep this post relatively short because I could seriously go on for years about Religion but I'm quite new at this "putting my thoughts into words" thing. There's a few videos and other blogs that consist of not only Religion but other cool aspects, I will link them and recommend you watch/read them.

If you truly want a good read I HIGHLY RECOMMEND the following blog RIGHT HERE by a friend of mine. This bloke can definitely write better than I can and he is a human encyclopaedia! It not only mentions religion but many other important aspects, GO READ IT!

Another good read is this blog by Kane Charles. I would link it on Facebook as well, but I think due to him being a sex offender it may not comply with his bail conditions hahaha!

Peace homies! Have an amazing day :)

Stephanie Danielle Johansson xo



"Seek the answers to the questions that constrain your mind to this futile dimension. We are the severed minds disconnected from the masses; a world of free thinkers. We are longing for an understanding of the universe around us, we barely understand the universe within our minds. Free your mind." Northlane - Abrasumente

If you have the time watch above, very interesting.

If you want to watch Christianity get owned in my opinion, watch below.

Forever us against them all.

I'm extremely sick of people stereotyping others such as myself that listen to music that isn't your typical commercialised garbage being spread to the masses like the bubonic plague. Metal, Hardcore, Rock; they are essentially the three 'genres' of music that I listen to in my every day life. Just because I listen to music that isn't the "ordinary" thing to listen to, I instantly get cast as some kid who's just angry at the world. All I can say to that is fuck conforming. The media, amongst other things, has conditioned society into thinking that anyone that listens to Metal is a long-haired satanic freak, hell-bent on destroying humanity, and anyone with a mo-hawk or side fringe must be a depressed and alienated anarchist who enjoys rebelling against the community. All I can do is laugh at the people who genuinely think this, they really have absolutely no idea and they define ignorance.

The music I listen to is raw, aggressive, heartfelt and REAL. It isn't overdone by that piece of shit program "Auto-Tune" so that the sound is synthetic or artificial and the lyrics aren't about going out and getting drunk or subtly telling society that having sex at a young age is acceptable and the 'norm' (I'm looking at you commercial radio you fuck). I'm happy knowing that metal and hardcore music has shaped me into who I have become today, It has definitely helped me realise that I don't care what other people think and I'm proud to say that I enjoy metal. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion on commercial radio, but seriously to all those people out there that listen to all that mainstream pop shit tell me does "call me maybe" influence you and make you a better person? Are the lyrics meaningful? Yeah I'm sure they are...


I'm not denying that there are people out there with a "fuck the world" attitude in the metal/hardcore scene, and I'm not denying that that was my view of the world for quite some time, but as I've grown older I've definitely matured and realised that there is hope in this world and the whole "fuck the world" attitude is so pessimistic and stupid. I have definitely strayed away from bands with negative messages and been pushed to bands with a positive message. I used to think that bands like Confession, Carpathian and The Acacia Strain were brilliant to listen to when you're down, but they're not. Bands like Northlane and Stick To Your Guns are the bands that I want to listen to when I'm down and all the time because their lyrics are not only meaningful and can be applied to me personally, but because they are positive (shock horror!). To all the "hardcore" kids out there that have a negative attitude and won't ever change the only message I can give you is "You say fuck the world, we say fuck you".


Listening to music through speakers or an Ipod is one thing, but there is absolutely no better place in the world to be than at a live gig. The feeling of being up the front barrier, or in the moshpit (no, I'm not talking about that super cool 'moshpit' you were in at big day out) exerting energy for your favourite band really is like no other feeling in the world. When you hear the guitars shred or the bass drop (yewww skrillex?) or the drums blasting or the raspy and deep vocals by a metal or hardcore band, you know that they are giving their all and that they are passionate about what they do. They don't fucking lip sync like Britney Spears does and they don't need fancy fucking shows like Lady Gaga, they do it without the bullshit.


Anyway enough of me ranting I could go on for hours! I'll keep my first post relatively short. If you want to have a listen to some of the stuff that I have been listening to lately then check out the links below, have a read of their lyrics if you really want to try and understand why I love these bands so much at the moment.


Cheers Kentz! Stephanie Danielle Johansson xo

Moist.

I thought I was doing the world an injustice by keeping the answers to life's biggest questions all to myself, hence why I will be sharing my wealth of knowledge and wisdom with all you inferior beings. Just kidding children, this blog will just consist mainly of the following:
Music
Views on challenging topics
Random hilarious shit
Other unpredictable folk-tales

So stay tuned for some awesome readz bitchez.
Stephanie Danielle Johansson xo

Btw if anyone finds my unicorn hit me up on facey xo